9) This song is NOT playing on the radio, and totally should be this Recessionmas…
http://jaybrannan.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-really-sucks
8) The one year we won’t be driving to Idaho, the roads look like they’ll be clear of snow and ice. Go figure.
7) Which, thanks to number 8, our Christmas will indeed be “a gift God wrapped in green…” Oh crap! Now I can’t get that damn song out of my head!
6) Can’t afford to buy tequila, rum, vodka, etc… you know, the necessities that make the holidays bearable.
5) Unable to take advantage of the plethora of Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Store coupons I have stacked in my craft room.
4)
http://www.amazon.com/101-Things-Do-Ramen-Noodles/dp/1586857355/sweetney-20
3) Walmart is still operating, albeit, without its full-time employees who actually knew what they were doing, all so they could make more money out of this recession and not pay out health benefits and profit sharing.
2) Actually thinking about putting coal in people’s stockings just for the hell of it, if only I could afford to go buy coal!
1) No work + no income + no money = no presents underneath the Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas Everyone...
Ho, ho, ho.
oh man I have always been so super excited about it too and ive been afraid to say that yeah.. not excited this year mostly stressed and depressed.. but.... cookies tuesday and ill be sure to get some kind of goodies to drink. oh you know whats bad.. that song about the kid whos moms dying so he goes to the store alone to buy her red hooker shoes and he has no money.. that songs horrible.. but xmas in the nw is pretty awful too.
ReplyDeleteThe last few years have been bad for a whole lotta reasons. But that's what good friends are for! I've got a bottle of rum (minus the couple tablespoon I used for a pecan pie on Thanksgiving) we can bring over too!
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